no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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