Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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