I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
