you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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