i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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