week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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