I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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