Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We got so high we made milksteak
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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