You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
