honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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