This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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