Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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