Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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