just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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