It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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