we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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