So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Found your dick twin last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
