I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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