dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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