there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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