Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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