Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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