it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
