She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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