I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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