I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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