my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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