And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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