your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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