nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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