i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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