Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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