I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I love having hate sex.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Randomize
