Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I don't deserve a penis
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
