im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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