I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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