Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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