Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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