I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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