Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
