rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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