Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
