my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
