New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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