Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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