He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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