Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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