How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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