Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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