This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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