Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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