OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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