they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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