i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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