So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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