is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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