She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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