i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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